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Thread: Tighter than a nun's cunt or a dolphin's asshole?

  1. 12-03-2014, 12:25 PM #26
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    Nun's asshole. It's that good.

    Please tell me you ran the line before and the did it again for the cameras. Either way I'm surprised your balls didn't get stuck between the walls.
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  2. 12-03-2014, 12:53 PM #27
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    Best edit I have seen this year. Best seven minutes today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by powtario View Post
    Nun's asshole. It's that good.

    Please tell me you ran the line before and the did it again for the cameras. Either way I'm surprised your balls didn't get stuck between the walls.
    No way man. I don't think I ever have run something once for test and then gone back for the cameras. Plus, I wouldn't want to run that thing twice!
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    Nicely done, Cody. That was tits.
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  6. 12-03-2014, 02:18 PM #31
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    Ouch. I guess I am no longer the young guy anymore. But old and broken, don't tell my sponsors that.
    Just givin ya some shit man, I hope to see ya stompin the fuck out of everything in the always fantastic Matchstick movies for another decade at least!
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    M. Le Townsend,
    Clearly a man of your stature and bearing must have far more experience with Nun's Cunts and Dolphin Assholes than the average ski freak on the street. As such most of us are unable to rise to the occasion with which you are quite obviously familiar. Butt of those who share that rare atmoistsphere were moist likely reared in that convent- ional environment to which you reefer. Nuntheless, you are underdoubtedly aware of the legal infractions one incurs while transporting gulls across state lions for immortal porpoises, let alone rectal ones. So, as your legal counsel, you pay what you get for, great thinks mind a like and all that. And flipper wants his butt plug back.
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  9. 12-03-2014, 03:38 PM #34
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    that wuz rowdy
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  10. 12-03-2014, 04:13 PM #35
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    cool. now do it on this
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  11. 12-03-2014, 04:37 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    Ouch. I guess I am no longer the young guy anymore. But old and broken, don't tell my sponsors that.
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  12. 12-03-2014, 04:39 PM #37
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    Awesome line man, hands got a bit sweaty watching it in the movie the first time, great aesthetic to end DOMY.
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    + 1 for Nun.

    Also, Buster just made my day.

    Also, that line was cray.
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  14. 12-03-2014, 05:50 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    Ouch. I guess I am no longer the young guy anymore.
    Older, wiser, ohmm...
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  15. 12-03-2014, 06:12 PM #40
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    Your never to old to slay a nuns cunt and you road her like the Devil. Well played
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    Good god man. Like a golf ball through a garden hose.
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    Rad. But from now on I'm going to associate Atomic Skis and Oakley with a nun's c****
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    love the single long pov @ 2:40 of the sluff race.

    + the spine walk-in right after that.

    holy shit.


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  20. 12-03-2014, 06:31 PM #45
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    Think of how much more control you would've had on that line, if you'd been on Rax skis.
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  21. 12-03-2014, 07:02 PM #46
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    Thanks for that. I really like the single athlete edits more these days than the "flash bang" approach of the films. A real in depth look at the style and skill of the skier featured.
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  22. 12-03-2014, 07:34 PM #47
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    must've felt like a bullet out of a barrel ripping out of that slot! I think that may be one of the coolest lines in a ski flick ever
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  23. 12-03-2014, 08:01 PM #48
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    Id love to see the behind the scenes on that line.

    How did you know it was doable?

    That whole video was incredible
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  24. 12-03-2014, 08:18 PM #49
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    Damn bra, you almost had to spit on that slit to get it to go... Well done sir...
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  25. 12-03-2014, 08:59 PM #50
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    talk about being pitted! sick!!!
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